Me Equals Displaced Square

 

My eyes glazed over
as my sexy mathematician
bitch of an ex
girlsplained the complex formula
that proved our relationship
no longer added up

to meet her minimum

requirements of emotional satisfaction

Seems the delta
between her material expectations
and the sum of my net income

currently on the table
exceeded her personal affections
for soon to be deducted me

The proof of her relationship 

addition by subtraction equation

would later achieve verification

when she hooked up

with a wealthy professor emeritus from MIT

who while older than her times three

easily had the means

to buy the zero sum game

money grubbing hussy

a baby blue Ferrari

DAMN I DO SO HATE MATH!!!