PAY THE PIMP

 

One steamy Summer's eve

I ascended reality's staircase

and went to bed

with only this lonely existence

to share my life with

Down on my knees I prayed

that on this night at least

I could find an angel

to share an evening of passion with

In rolled the mist

I could not see

but oh could I feel

She came to me in a dream
though so real she seemed
that I could touch her
and she me
in carnal positions

I had oft fantasized about

Such was her level of copulation expertise

This sensuous apparition

brought me

to the peak of passion repeatedly

I died and went to heaven

Not literally

Cause when

the morning after bill came

my soul was consigned
to descend to the nether region

for all eternity

Was my forever destination

worth this ejaculation price?

HELL YES !!!!!

What good

did my immaculate soul

ever do for me?