Lay Away Locale

 

When you feel that itch
with the naughty bitch
you've been flirting with
in the dimly lit environment
come on down
to Motel Underground
where discretion
for your quick illicit tryst
is just a hand job away

Hourly rates do apply

The sheets are clean and dry

A wide variety

of top of the line

stimulating flicks

are there for you

and your eager mate's

sensual visual ignition desires

Major credit cards accepted
though management

strongly recommends
hard to trace cash payments

for these types

of potentially litigious 

divorce court evidence engagements