My young incel friend Hank
took a ride on the Taboo Express
took a ride on the Taboo Express
A trip taken many times by you and me
How and when he got off is a mystery
cause these things ain't discussed in polite society
He bumped into a blind man peddling batteries
who recently was granted his self release
"Did riding the Express cost you your sight!”
Hank cried, “Should I call the Morality Police?”
The blind man raised his calloused hand
and with a toothless grin proclaimed,
“Loving yourself should never be a crime
so let go of self induced guilt and shame”
The Hankster took those words to heart
Now he rides freely with a clear head
Never let hypocrites jerk you around
or make you feel ashamed
about the very human need
to offload celibate tensions





















