Back in the day
I use to consort
with demons
of ill repute
We sinned
just for the Hell of it
Made up
our own rules
along the way
That was me
A pagan disciple
of immorality
Until I found religion
on late night TV
An infomercial
for this
amazing
miracle product
called Jesus
or maybe
it was some sort
of magic mop
that sopped up stains
In the end
tis all the same
except the mop
comes with a money back guarantee
while Christianity
is an all souls
all sales final
total buy in commitment
