War is $well

 

War is..

Gratuitous violence
wrapped in fiery rationalizations
clad in a nationalistic banner

A long running

blood stained
ancient morality play

We of course be

the self labeled

good guy patriots
slaying Evil Empire reprobates
our propaganda did create

Sanitized violence
makes for great television

Guaranteed to move 

sponsored products

Today's carnage

brought to you

by Exxon Mobil

Therefore

Regrettably

War ain't going anywhere

Nothing personal

Just BUSINESS

Finder's Fee

 

Now that
the Angel of Death
is definitely in my proximity
all my minor maladies
like cataracts and sore feet
have suddenly
lost significance
in the grand hierarchy
of dwindling earthly concerns

Oh the bitter irony
that only when facing death 
do we at long last find

elusive life Perspective

Sight Over Matter

 

Yes indeed

The eyes have it

The conclusion
we already knew
despite our collective
distorted view
through the mist
of intended blurriness

Try on these magical

rose colored specs
with x-ray vision
for powers deflective
to see right through
our current
gray shrouded reality

and provide

the proper positive

in spite of it all perspective

Mic Dropped

 

Don't think for a moment
your suck up meek queries
to the powers that be
will garner you any journalistic glory

Because you value access

to said power brokers

more than job integrity
so there definitely

will be no insight gaining extractions

from any challenging questions
which was the facade intent
of your new found friends
you sold your reporter's soul to

What the Hell happened to you?

Do you like being

a pandering sycophant prop?

OH MY GOD

 

That orgy
was Grade A fuckery
cause nobody does debauchery
quite like
bible thumping
born again
religious cocksuckers
sucking off hypocrisy

This poem is profane you say?

You weren't saying that
last night
at the height of ecstasy
with that crucifix

crammed up your snatch

as you moaned "OH MY GOD"

And we got the video to prove it

Can I get an amen??

See your consecrated ass

next Sunday in the back

Meek Beat Down

 

The Earth

you biblically thought you'd inherit
is now being contested
in Probate Court

Save your timid protestations
as the judge clad in the finest threads

bangs his golden gavel

gifted him by his wealthy patron

Your unworthy adversary

simply ain't burdened
with your heavy moral reservations
and is financially predestined
to end up with it all

Your destiny has always been
to end up out in the cold
on your meek insignificant ass
with all the other shabby
bitter life losers
preaching to each other

from wobbly barstool pulpits
about the glorious inevitability

of global socialism

Combustible Couple

 

Wake up

Break up

Then we're gonna make up

Continuously

Everybody fighting

Isn't love exciting?

Make up sex delighting

Feelings be quite scary

Label me psychotic

You're a bit neurotic

Let's both go to therapy

Better change the locks today

Can't wait to see you again

Apex Death Machine

 

Shoot em up

Blow them down

Pour another round

Unleash the mutts of destruction

Tally up the casualties

Declare victory

Mission accomplished

Reload the arsenal

Security don't come cheap

War beats diplomacy

Strength in mayhem

Blessed be we peace predators

Don't Even Think It

 

The half naked girl
we all enjoyed
as a visual treat
strolling down
Carnal Street

turned out to be

upon further review
an 8th grader all of 13!!!!

Upon this shock therapy revelation
we denied our inner desire sins
but our nether region elevation
exposed us busted males
for our dirty thought crimes

Now some of a pedo despising bent

so prevalent in the news

will condemn us beastly men

under the same Lolita mesh tent

as those Epsteinian mutts

who should long ago

been locked away

I guess no credit

is to be derived

from never acting

on innate impulses of biology

Not in our judgmental society

of saints reeking with hypocrisy

sicking their AI eunuchs

of thought suppression

on our too honest

for our own good slapped down asses

Platonic Tonic

 

I don't do thrust anymore

Not that I don't have the inclination

nor lack the elevation ability

Just the needed emotional intensity
to bother with the barb wire attached
fucking relationships
with all the complications
I just don't have the head for anymore

And we're just too damn sensitive

for the Fuck Buddies concept

practical as that may be

to ever work for you and me

So please don't be offended

if I don't take you to bed

Let's just be

fuckless friends instead

No one need for either of us

to ever be fucked over

again and again

like slaves to our fuckin libidos

Whale Pay Back

 

The night drains on

as my confidence erodes

in a series of bad beats

My arrogance

I strode confidently

into this viper pit with

now totally missing

Some witnesses

far less gullible than I

well versed in the laws

of poker probability

snicker mockingly

that the odds against

such sudden carnage

are a statistical improbability

It is now readily apparent

even to a dupe like me

that I am tonight's main course

a harpooned Moby Dick

served up

skewered on a stick

Come on Ahab

Give the deck another shuffle

I FRICKIN DARE YOU

One more deal is all I need
to slice off your cheating hand
and laugh maniacally
as the droplets of crimson circles
blot stain the green felt table
into a masterpiece
of revenge art

Free Forming

 

The motley assemblage
of vagabond gypsies
came with less than a stellar reputation
so when they included me
in their fellowship of initiation
I joined in with major trepidation

It turns out
this looked down upon tribe
has fewer strings attached
than my Roman Catholic religion
where I was forever the misfit

Think I'll stay awhile

on the outcast side

and savor

my new found freedom

A Good Deal

 

Give the deck another shuffle

This time without the grand shenanigans

We just want a square deal

so we can say

after we made our play

win or lose

our best chance was taken

that was eminently fair

and void of the usual

sleight of hand deceptions

Man Up

 

Boys who desperately

wanna be men
often mistake bullying

and brow beating
with alpha maleness

Real men

never pick on the weak

Leave that 

to the insecure posers

saddled with low self esteem

Those frickin incels

spewing their crude

locker room misogyny

Real men

treat women with respect

For you see

support is the true measure of strength

Masculinity

is the quiet confidence
of never having 

to brag about it

Secure in their own tenderness

they always get the girl

which pisses off

the performative men no end

Spoiled Booty

 

The Stellar Destroyer
and his rampaging Armada
roams the galactic seas
committing blatant acts
of high piracy and larceny

Pillaging any solar systems
in it's deadly wake

Wasting planets
just for fun
but not before first 
stripping them 
of all their precious
natural resources

Arrives at Earth

Powers up 
the mighty demolition machine

Peers through the lens
and suddenly realizes
where he's at

Lets out a mournful sigh
for the foolish natives
have already completed
their own self annihilation 

Taking Out We Trash

 

Here at the peak
of the Mount Dump summit
crazed gulls eagerly circle
the growing scrap heap

Skilled scavengers
doing their environmental duty
devouring the mass leftovers feast
as best the flock can

Packs of fat rats scurry
through the maze
of refuse caves

A garbage truck parade
rolls round the clock
providing constant trash
replenishment
to the one of many
dump cathedrals
ascending toward heaven
courtesy of this consumption society
where we bury
and stack 
our over flow
disposable materials
to feed this mountain range

The stench downwind
serves as an putrid indictment
dumped on we inhabitants
of the United States of Waste

Tossing away scrap treasures
with reckless abandon
the world's destitute
would savor
as glorious sustenance

They are not garbage

We are

Fire Sale

 

We set a vagrant on fire last night

Most likely an illegal immigrant

He did not seem to mind

It being a chilled evening after all

Admittedly twas an impulsive thing to do
with consequence we should have foreseen
but nobody thinks ahead these days
where instant gratification is the rage
as we swept away his charred remains

Now our sins are all over the Evening News

Transgressions gone viral on YouTube
cause everyone with a phone
is a documentary director

Social commentators now torch our asses
with their self righteous views
about the decline of Western civilization

Political pundits of course chime in
citing our deplorable actions
as proof positive
that our blatant insensitivity
is a metaphor that represents
the current administration

After this high rated media investigation
the cops felt compelled to lock us perps away

We did not mind all the notoriety
as we were now trending celebrities

Loss of freedom a fair price to pay
since we were not into liberty anyway

Droopy Truths

 

The Earth is definitely flat

There is zero doubt about that
for I read the new revelation
on the internet

Sure I was skeptical at first

Since this is a blatant contradiction
of established scientific facts
but then I saw all the posts
algorithm spoon fed
BLASTING IN ALL CAPS
that the globe is
and has always been
a giant pancake

Now I am empowered

A disciple of the new truth

Propagating the gospel
of creative ideology
to smother any inconvenient 

negative narratives
that run contrary
to our freshly contrived version
of alternative factual reality

we spread on thick daily

Days of Brown

 

The shit storm came and went
exactly as forecast
but we remained behind
left with the daunting task
of disaster recovery

Doomsayers wrung their hands
as they always do
but we who turn the wheel
were left with consequence
that we stepped up to fix
because someone had to

Of course twas all a patch job

cause we had neither the training

nor required skill set

to truly exact lasting effects

on the systematic defects

institutionalized and codified

in the bureaucratic language

which rewards and protects

the process of chronic neglect 

Sometimes 

the doom and gloomers are right

Off Leash

 

Oh great...

The beast we enable constantly
fearing his hardcore tenacity
is doing beastly things again

If we keep appeasing the bully

maybe he'll go away eventually

or at least

if we smother him with accolades

the monster will be semi placated

He's not such a bad guy actually

We're gonna stay with this rationalization

Just gotta stay on his good side
and outlast his reign of anarchy

Once the beast is gone

and flushed into the cesspool of history

Let us collectively agree

to never do this nightmare again 

Rocking Solid

 

We are NOT currently
operating in a stable environment

Footing has become precarious

Data confidence is minimal

Hard to maintain a solid base

of functional operations
when the foundation is so bouncy
and facts lie scattered

all over the place

In this off kilter opinion swirl

balance control is imperative

to stay truth grounded 

Piculations

 

Click on the pic that seems absurd

So what if truth has been blurred?

As long as it supports our narrow narrative

For all is fair in hate and parody

Chew on the biting satire

Soak up the bloody insinuations
though I take zero responsibility
for any offenses taken

Caveat emptor bitches

Just spare me your righteous
holier than thou indignation
directed in this clown's direction

I am the just spreader of fresh perceptions

The Johnny Appleseed of Comedy

Forever the bullet proof messenger

I am the reposter joker

And you are
my reeking of hypocrisy foil
who likely will repost
this hilarious outrage too

Anonymously as cowards always do

Wish Upon a Tarnished Star

 

How long shall we stay
now that the spell has waned
on the Magic Kingdom
where spectacular enchantment
was once upon a time
celebrated as a cottage industry?

Somewhere along the way

the quaint innocence

of It's A Small World After All

mutated into an overpriced shopping mall

We can blame
the greedy wizards
for us today rolling so cynically

though maybe Mickey
the fault is not in our stars
but in ourselves 

The Bewitched Man

 

My angel bride

awoke with a craving

Not for me of course

We don't do spontaneous sex

The fair enchantress

of my dreams

desired a cappuccino

at four in the morning

In this relationship

her every wish

no matter how insignificant

is my fervent command

Don't believe the marriage myth

that the give and take split

is always 50/50

So I leapt to my feet
and ventured out
into the cold darkness

to find an all night Starbucks
to satisfy her caffeine fix

Whenever I feel

the pangs of resentment

for being taken advantage of

I count my nuptial

better or worse blessings

True her love spell over me
can be a Hellish slavery
but damn my demanding wife
sure looks fine in black

Rosebud Us

 

Father Time
scattering the seeds
of future history
over the barren landscape
of fertile humanity

Relics will grow
to be studied
and analyzed
by those
who feel the need
to dredge up yesterday

We fledgling seedlings
all contribute
to the grand tapestry
of human history
in our minuscule way

Centuries from now
long after we are gone
when unborn
curiosity seekers
climb our family trees
our existence
will be a mystery
to be debated
and speculated on

So take heed
my contemporary friends

We ultimately
be the gardeners
of our destiny
and in the end
when all is said and done
the harvest we reap
will define the entirety
of how our generation's
label gets mass applied

and pigeonholed 

by lazy ass historians

Dead Meat on a Stick

 

Don't tell me Jesus was not pissed
when that son of a bitch Judas
betrayed his bff with a kiss

And don't give me that pious
he died for our sins bullshit

I'm not buying
that stained glass narrative

In the end
our predator pack
did what we always do

Read our bloody history
and weep
as time and time again
we execute the prophets of peace
for preaching love and equality
to the cheers of the gullible mob
manipulated by the scared overseer beasts
threatened by any philosophy
which threatens their control

They will decree the messenger
gets slaughtered eventually
by any means necessary

Cause you see
violence is so ingrained in our DNA
we butcher those who dare seek
evolutionary acceleration
of this knuckle scraping species

Ride the Light

 

In the end
all that it took
was a solitary
persistent sunbeam
that somehow
found it's way
through hatred's
steel curtain defense

Just a crack in the barrier
was all that was needed

A truth blast of liberating light
shattered the heartless darkness
that once seemed impenetrable

Now we
of the cowering oppressed
freedom loving majority
can finally see
the big bad beast
we have been endlessly fighting
with zero success
all along was nothing but a smokescreen
for a feckless grifter wizard
who exploited the fears and ignorance
of his flying monkey cult
to terrorize the now mobilized populace

Now just another vanquished
disgraced authoritarian
who bailed on his brainless minions
to save his cowardly ass

Today we can finally commence
the long and arduous task
of repairing the damage
and making
the Yellow Brick Road Great Again 

Waste Land

 

My Country tis of thee

Toxic land of anarchy

WHAT A WASTE

Correction:

WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE

The FUCKIN is for EMPHASIS

Cause I am pissed
about this current shit

And so should you be

For if we persist
on this stupid trip

down the partisan abyss
there won't be much left

for you FUCKIN zealot twits

to be pissed about anymore

WHAT A FUCKIN WASTE

of a country once great

Ponder Beyond Yonder

 

At any given time

in this existence

somewhere in the expanse

of this spinning planet

the sun is shining bright

Take solace in rotation

and embrace the inevitability

of ever changing circumstance

Time is a river that flows

The Universe is never static

Neither are those dark clouds

that seem perpetual

currently enveloping your soul

We know they are not

but too often we grow

to accept our misery

as a natural state

of hard wired fate

The blues do not have to be 

It's up to you

to flip your script

Do you want to? 

Revolting Peasants

 

One look around
and I instantly knew
I was in the wrong part of town

A displaced refugee
now an endangered species
about to be planted
with all the other victims
by the heartless enemy
known by the scared inhabitants
as Poverty

I will not be the last to fall

into this unfortunate circumstance

currently beneath your oblivious sight

In fact soon we will be the majority

from which revolutions ignite