Friday, March 13, 2026

Sky Driving

 

Riding the flat line highway
into the heart of the horizon

I am mesmerized
by the brilliant twilight sky

Cotton clouds
adorned with halos red

Fiery swirl

Hellish curl

Pure alluring beauty

Spellbound
by the hypnotic tapestry
laid out before me

I zone out totally
and crash into
an innocent tree

Luckily I survived
my mental negligence
but 
now I know definitely
to never
dream and drive




Thursday, March 12, 2026

Out Cycled

 


The Supreme Diva
clad in the finest arrogance

Struts down the red carpet
fashionably late as always

Lady Liberty
always gets what she wants
and wants what she gets

Jewelry adorned and worshiped
by a shallow society
which values flash over substance

Now a comically hollow
flash figurine is she

Peering down smugly
from atop her plastic Christmas tree

The gravity of history
is her unseen enemy

Her star time on top is waning

And in her heart she knows it



I Love Loose Lucy

 

If you keep insisting
on turning everything clockwise
in a tightening way
Lefty Lucy will object
and demand recompense
for motion indignity
of a tool confidence
busting calamity

Her future earnings
will surely regress
and take a counter revolutionary
punishing turn for the worse
from an uptight society
threatened by her proclivity
for hands on looseness

Based on current trend analysis
it is very likely
my love will get royally screwed
by a biased right wing court

The martyr role she must play
because she knows full well some day
the wheel of history will turn her way

Until then..

Keep rolling counter clockwise baby!!




Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Harvesting Friendships

 

Just once in your bitter existence
choose to be magnanimous 
and praise your sworn enemy
when they do manage
to get something right

Even if it's a minor point of contention

Pay no heed
to the closed minded hard liners
who will blast you
for being a sell out appeaser

Maybe our adversary
will some day find the courage
to return the compliment
in shared areas where we agree
 
Perhaps these seeds of positive reinforcement
could some day blossom
into a mutually fruitful relationship

It's definitely worth a shot

Respect for all can end this war 

Changing the current 
poisonous narrative
and coming to grips finally
with the uplifting concept
that it's OK to be
and to think differently





Tuesday, March 10, 2026

Uncovered Charge

 

Plying the flirt babe

with drinks and humor


All my best material

she was devouring


Putty in my hands

til I was advised

she was pay for play


Much to my dismay

I lacked the proper capital

to successfully invest

in her sexual affections


So she went on her way

in search of a better 

transactional investment

and I sadly trudged home

with only a fantasy tryst

in my swelled head

to keep lonely me company

but at least the wench capitalist

can't charge me

for the solo sex session

that came next


Maybe masturbation

is the best way


Tis definitely

the most cost effective

hands on relationship





Lovely Lethargy

 

In this existence
cold and dreary
I snuggle
with the temptress Lethargy
to keep my disillusioned ass warm

People in their condescending way
lecture me and my love dismissively
trying to make us feel guilty
but our shared apathy
toward their desperate admonishments
gives us blanket immunity
from these oblivious critics
who would be best served
addressing their own personal futilities




Monday, March 9, 2026

War is $well

 

War is..

Gratuitous violence
wrapped in fiery rationalizations
clad in a nationalistic banner

A long running
blood stained
ancient morality play

We of course be
the self labeled
good guy patriots
slaying Evil Empire reprobates
our propaganda did create

Sanitized violence
makes for great television

Guaranteed to move 
sponsored products

Today's carnage
brought to you
by Exxon Mobil

Therefore

Regrettably

War ain't going anywhere

Nothing personal

Just BUSINESS



Finder's Fee

 

Now that
the Angel of Death
is definitely in my proximity
all my minor maladies
like cataracts and sore feet
have suddenly
lost significance
in the grand hierarchy
of dwindling earthly concerns

Oh the bitter irony
that only when facing death 
do we at long last find
elusive life Perspective






Sunday, March 8, 2026

Sight Over Matter

 

Yes indeed

The eyes have it

The conclusion
we already knew
despite our collective
distorted view
through the mist
of intended blurriness

Try on these magical
rose colored specs
with x-ray vision
for powers deflective
to see right through
our current
gray shrouded reality
and provide
the proper positive
in spite of it all perspective



Mic Dropped

 

Don't think for a moment
your suck up meek queries
to the powers that be
will garner you any journalistic glory

Because you value access
to said power brokers
more than job integrity
so there definitely
will be no insight gaining extractions
from any challenging questions
which was the facade intent
of your new found friends
you sold your reporter's soul to

What the Hell happened to you?

Do you like being
a pandering sycophant prop?




Saturday, March 7, 2026

OH MY GOD

 

That orgy
was Grade A fuckery
cause nobody does debauchery
quite like
bible thumping
born again
religious cocksuckers
sucking off hypocrisy

This poem is profane you say?

You weren't saying that
last night
at the height of ecstasy
with that crucifix
crammed up your snatch
as you moaned "OH MY GOD"

And we got the video to prove it

Can I get an amen??

See your consecrated ass
next Sunday in the back



Meek Beat Down

 


The Earth
you biblically thought you'd inherit
is now being contested
in Probate Court

Save your timid protestations

as the judge clad in the finest threads
bangs his golden gavel
gifted him by his wealthy patron

Your unworthy adversary
simply ain't burdened
with your heavy moral reservations

and is financially predestined
to end up with it all

Your destiny has always been

to end up out in the cold
on your meek insignificant ass
with all the other shabby
bitter life losers
preaching to each other
from wobbly barstool pulpits
about the glorious inevitability
of global socialism





Friday, March 6, 2026

Combustible Couple

 


Wake up


Break up


Then we're gonna make up


Continuously


Everybody fighting


Isn't love exciting?


Make up sex delighting


Feelings be quite scary


Label me psychotic


You're a bit neurotic


Let's both go to therapy


Better change the locks today


Can't wait to see you again




Apex Death Machine

 

Shoot em up

Blow them down

Pour another round

Unleash the mutts of destruction

Tally up the casualties

Declare victory

Mission accomplished

Reload the arsenal

Security don't come cheap

War beats diplomacy

Strength in mayhem

Blessed be we peace predators






Thursday, March 5, 2026

Don't Even Think It

 

The half naked girl
we all enjoyed
as a visual treat
strolling down
Carnal Street
turned out to be
upon further review
an 8th grader all of 13!!!!

Upon this shock therapy revelation
we denied our inner desire sins
but our nether region elevation
exposed us busted males
for our dirty thought crimes

Now some of a pedo despising bent
so prevalent in the news
will condemn us beastly men
under the same Lolita mesh tent
as those Epsteinian mutts
who should long ago
been locked away

I guess no credit
is to be derived
from never acting
on innate impulses of biology

Not in our judgmental society
of saints reeking with hypocrisy
sicking their AI eunuchs
of thought suppression
on our too honest
for our own good slapped down asses








Platonic Tonic

 

I don't do thrust anymore

Not that I don't have the inclination
nor lack the elevation ability

Just the needed emotional intensity
to bother with the barb wire attached
fucking relationships
with all the complications
I just don't have the head for anymore

And we're just too damn sensitive
for the Fuck Buddies concept
practical as that may be
to ever work for you and me

So please don't be offended
if I don't take you to bed

Let's just be
fuckless friends instead

No one need for either of us
to ever be fucked over
again and again
like slaves to our fuckin libidos