Stormy Weather

 

Thunder and Lightning

The forever power couple
who have been together
longer than anyone can remember
are taking a break
from their stormy relationship

Too much tension currently exists

in this complex dynamic

for these strong willed partners

to amicably proceed

Long simmering bitterness

and clashing resentments

have led us to this flash point situation 

Bolt Boy now demands top billing
while his Boomer sidekick
is sick and tired
of always having to follow

her partner's every blast

A desperate Mother Nature

has pleaded with the feuding pair

for therapy mediation

but the unnatural rift

seems to be irreconcilable

Only one question remains:

Who will get custody of the rain? 

Cleanse the Stain

 

Such are the depths

of the spellbound obedience

by his zombie minions

neither their conscious

assent or consent

is required by Cult Leader

for their mindless

unwavering unanimous support

of his latest

unmitigated disaster quest

These are the unquestioning

unrelenting useful idiots

who carried the moron in charge

to the position of power

that have gotten us

into this current mess

His duped legions of course 

will need to be deprogrammed

after his reign or errors ends

because there are just too many of them

for we as a nation to proceed

post course correction adjustment

Sky Driving

 

Riding the flat line highway
into the heart of the horizon

I am mesmerized
by the brilliant twilight sky

Cotton clouds
adorned with halos red

Fiery swirl

Hellish curl

Pure alluring beauty

Spellbound
by the hypnotic tapestry
laid out before me

I zone out totally
and crash into
an innocent tree

Luckily I survived
my mental negligence
but 
now I know definitely
to never
dream and drive

Out Cycled

 

The Supreme Diva

clad in the finest arrogance

Struts down the red carpet

fashionably late as always

Lady Liberty

always gets what she wants

and wants what she gets

Jewelry adorned and worshiped
by a shallow society
which values flash over substance

Now a comically hollow

flash figurine is she

Peering down smugly

from atop her plastic Christmas tree

The gravity of history

is her unseen enemy

Her star time on top is waning

And in her heart she knows it

I Love Loose Lucy

 

If you keep insisting

on turning everything clockwise

in a tightening way

Lefty Lucy will object

and demand recompense

for motion indignity

of a tool confidence

busting calamity

Her future earnings

will surely regress

and take a counter revolutionary

punishing turn for the worse

from an uptight society

threatened by her proclivity

for hands on looseness

Based on current trend analysis

it is very likely

my love will get royally screwed

by a biased right wing court

The martyr role she must play

because she knows full well some day

the wheel of history will turn her way

Until then..

Keep rolling counter clockwise baby!!

Harvesting Friendships

 

Just once in your bitter existence
choose to be magnanimous 
and praise your sworn enemy
when they do manage
to get something right

Even if it's a minor point of contention

Pay no heed

to the closed minded hard liners

who will blast you

for being a sell out appeaser

Maybe our adversary

will some day find the courage

to return the compliment

in shared areas where we agree
 
Perhaps these seeds of positive reinforcement
could some day blossom
into a mutually fruitful relationship

It's definitely worth a shot

Respect for all can end this war 

Changing the current 
poisonous narrative
and coming to grips finally
with the uplifting concept
that it's OK to be
and to think differently

Uncovered Charge

 

Plying the flirt babe

with drinks and humor

All my best material

she was devouring

Putty in my hands

til I was advised

she was pay for play

Much to my dismay

I lacked the proper capital

to successfully invest

in her sexual affections

So she went on her way

in search of a better 

transactional investment

and I sadly trudged home

with only a fantasy tryst

in my swelled head

to keep lonely me company

but at least the wench capitalist

can't charge me

for the solo sex session

that came next

Maybe masturbation

is the best way

Tis definitely

the most cost effective

hands on relationship

Lovely Lethargy

 

In this existence
cold and dreary
I snuggle
with the temptress Lethargy
to keep my disillusioned ass warm

People in their condescending way
lecture me and my love dismissively
trying to make us feel guilty

but our shared apathy

toward their desperate admonishments
gives us blanket immunity
from these oblivious critics

who would be best served

addressing their own personal futilities

War is $well

 

War is..

Gratuitous violence
wrapped in fiery rationalizations
clad in a nationalistic banner

A long running

blood stained
ancient morality play

We of course be

the self labeled

good guy patriots
slaying Evil Empire reprobates
our propaganda did create

Sanitized violence
makes for great television

Guaranteed to move 

sponsored products

Today's carnage

brought to you

by Exxon Mobil

Therefore

Regrettably

War ain't going anywhere

Nothing personal

Just BUSINESS

Finder's Fee

 

Now that
the Angel of Death
is definitely in my proximity
all my minor maladies
like cataracts and sore feet
have suddenly
lost significance
in the grand hierarchy
of dwindling earthly concerns

Oh the bitter irony
that only when facing death 
do we at long last find

elusive life Perspective

Sight Over Matter

 

Yes indeed

The eyes have it

The conclusion
we already knew
despite our collective
distorted view
through the mist
of intended blurriness

Try on these magical

rose colored specs
with x-ray vision
for powers deflective
to see right through
our current
gray shrouded reality

and provide

the proper positive

in spite of it all perspective

Mic Dropped

 

Don't think for a moment
your suck up meek queries
to the powers that be
will garner you any journalistic glory

Because you value access

to said power brokers

more than job integrity
so there definitely

will be no insight gaining extractions

from any challenging questions
which was the facade intent
of your new found friends
you sold your reporter's soul to

What the Hell happened to you?

Do you like being

a pandering sycophant prop?

OH MY GOD

 

That orgy
was Grade A fuckery
cause nobody does debauchery
quite like
bible thumping
born again
religious cocksuckers
sucking off hypocrisy

This poem is profane you say?

You weren't saying that
last night
at the height of ecstasy
with that crucifix

crammed up your snatch

as you moaned "OH MY GOD"

And we got the video to prove it

Can I get an amen??

See your consecrated ass

next Sunday in the back

Meek Beat Down

 

The Earth

you biblically thought you'd inherit
is now being contested
in Probate Court

Save your timid protestations
as the judge clad in the finest threads

bangs his golden gavel

gifted him by his wealthy patron

Your unworthy adversary

simply ain't burdened
with your heavy moral reservations
and is financially predestined
to end up with it all

Your destiny has always been
to end up out in the cold
on your meek insignificant ass
with all the other shabby
bitter life losers
preaching to each other

from wobbly barstool pulpits
about the glorious inevitability

of global socialism

Combustible Couple

 

Wake up

Break up

Then we're gonna make up

Continuously

Everybody fighting

Isn't love exciting?

Make up sex delighting

Feelings be quite scary

Label me psychotic

You're a bit neurotic

Let's both go to therapy

Better change the locks today

Can't wait to see you again

Apex Death Machine

 

Shoot em up

Blow them down

Pour another round

Unleash the mutts of destruction

Tally up the casualties

Declare victory

Mission accomplished

Reload the arsenal

Security don't come cheap

War beats diplomacy

Strength in mayhem

Blessed be we peace predators

Don't Even Think It

 

The half naked girl
we all enjoyed
as a visual treat
strolling down
Carnal Street

turned out to be

upon further review
an 8th grader all of 13!!!!

Upon this shock therapy revelation
we denied our inner desire sins
but our nether region elevation
exposed us busted males
for our dirty thought crimes

Now some of a pedo despising bent

so prevalent in the news

will condemn us beastly men

under the same Lolita mesh tent

as those Epsteinian mutts

who should long ago

been locked away

I guess no credit

is to be derived

from never acting

on innate impulses of biology

Not in our judgmental society

of saints reeking with hypocrisy

sicking their AI eunuchs

of thought suppression

on our too honest

for our own good slapped down asses