Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Weed Removal

 

All the slimy whine seeds
have been planted deep
and fertilized with bullshit

Come next election cycle 
the latest toxic crop of weeds
will push through the cracks
and once again threaten
our garden democracy
and grounded traditions of fair play

Another discordant symphony
of alternate reality conspiracy
will seek to choke off
the rights of all citizens
which threatens to repudiate
the narrow warped vision
their hatred culture did create

We of the good people
silent majority
from all sides politically
need to finally agree
that we as a society
gotta remove permanently
these noxious weeds
of the obnoxious minority
by their thick
dick headed roots
so that next time around
our crop will not be ruined
with all their performative
sore loser posturing crap
that regrettably will remain
as a permanent stain
on the canvas of American history

Hopefully
this disastrous chapter
will be a humbling
learning lesson
for all humanity
that mass involvement
in the voting process
is the best deterrent
to polluted leadership