Meal Fit For a Scavenger

 

Here at the Carrion Cafe
we always serve up the best
roadside cuisine

Our exquisite menu is never set
cause here at the Carrion

if the meat ain't freshly scraped 
off the highway that day
it won't land on your plate

From our tart

squished squirrel hors d'oeuvres
to our delicious raccoon fricassee 
your palate satisfaction is guaranteed

Located right off Highway 73

we are now open for breakfast

serving up scrumptious

possum pancakes

with a side of mystery

sausage potpourri

Twenty percent off discount

if you supply your own roadkill

for us to prepare as you like it

So come on down to the CC

Bring the family

for a wholesome

affordable feast

We even do parties