The fair damsel
of virtuous intent
invited me
the object of her affection
to the National Joustfest
of virtuous intent
invited me
the object of her affection
to the National Joustfest
As a leading aficionado
of old school
antiquated masculine chivalry
I was now obligated
to risk my fair ass
fighting to the death
an equally dented
I was now obligated
to risk my fair ass
fighting to the death
an equally dented
iron clad man
I had zero quarrel with
over yet another lame tradition
I had zero quarrel with
over yet another lame tradition
with minimal benefit
to the bloodied winner
since the chaste maiden
is fully committed to chastity
I wonder if the bitch makes exceptions?
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