In the news today...
The Noble Knight of Dudley
who gained mythical fame
during the Middle Ages
taming shrews and dragons
was arrested early this morn
in an Ye Olde Skid Row sting operation
for wench solicitation
and possession
of illegal prescription potions
Caught in the net
with his fellow smelly
peasant deviants
the disheveled
former front man
of the defunct Chivalry Gang
these days reeks of grog vomit
and unrequited regrets
Just another tragic
displaced misfit
of mythological obsolescence
who long ago lost relevance
in this Age of Tech
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