Uncovered Charge

 

Plying the flirt babe

with drinks and humor

All my best material

she was devouring

Putty in my hands

til I was advised

she was pay for play

Much to my dismay

I lacked the proper capital

to successfully invest

in her sexual affections

So she went on her way

in search of a better 

transactional investment

and I sadly trudged home

with only a fantasy tryst

in my swelled head

to keep lonely me company

but at least the wench capitalist

can't charge me

for the solo sex session

that came next

Maybe masturbation

is the best way

Tis definitely

the most cost effective

hands on relationship