Sorry kids..
I have no grievances to share today
No need
for your comfort or pity
I know that public contentment
in this pit of mutual
misery loves company discontent
is considered a betrayal
to the core tenet
of mass bitchiness etiquette
but my Complaint Department
is closed permanently
No need anymore
to collectively fret
Life's too frickin short
At least it is now for me
Do not curse my absence
my gloom and doom friends
Plenty of other
misery loves company outlets
where you can group convey
communal shared outrage
across this bitchfest
unsocial media stage
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