Satan gets bored
Just like the rest of us
Puttering around
on a Sunday morn
Entertainment options limited
Obviously church is not an option
Underworld wifi reception non existent
The heat is Hellish and the AC busted
His room mates are all dicks
Evil gets old real quick
The same old atrocious bullshit
Life down there sure is a bitch
Just like it is up here
Only hotter and way more eternal
(sigh)
Oh well..
What's for lunch?

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