Buyer's Regret

 

The Prince of Persistence
the great Wile E Coyote

(whom I worship by the way)
just assembled a fool proof
guaranteed or your money back

easy to assemble trap
courtesy of Acme Online
to finally snag
his long time
Road Runner adversary

"What could possibly go wrong?"

true believers always say

Though what exactly

would our hero do
if he somehow ever caught
the object of his perpetual pursuit?

Could he possibly move past

his long lasting chase obsession

or would Wile E. be forever lost

in the trap

of careful what you wished for

buyer's regret?