Shook Up Hook Up

 

Lonely boy me

Weary of
virtual pornography

Engaged in chat romance
with a lonely
long distant temptation
of equal desperation

After weeks
of teasing text foreplay
I set up a blind hook up 
get together date
with my online dream

Drove through the night
down anticipation highway
to finally physically connect
like real life lovers do
in the romance movies

Pulled up to her lair
but fair Medusa's lure
was quickly dispelled
by the skulls
littered by her front door

Undeterred by warnings
of her deadly past
too hot to be bothered me
entered into the dark domain
of my sexual fantasy 

I came so far to consummate

Needless to say
the reality
of her looked very scary

and did not exactly 
match the alluring pics
she displayed online

But everybody stretches
the boundaries of truth
in their profiles
do they not?

At best

a cyber misdemeanor crime

Besides
at this point in time
my passion heat
was so extreme
I would have made love
to a serpent coiffed
monster of Greek mythology

Which I did repeatedly

A night I will never forget

Though I must confess
I do regret
the whole
being turned to stone ending
when I saw my dangerous love
without makeup
come the harsh 
unforgiving light of morn

The moral of my hard story:

Caveat emptor