Fruit of the Doom

 

Let's get tempted
by that forbidden fruit
placed there to be tasted
by the absentee landlord

Even the friendly snake

says any minor transgression is OK

We are not bound
by any artificial restrictions
from moot rules
that were written arbitrarily
without our approval
or even respectful consultation

"It's not fair"
will be our go to defense
if we do get busted
for doing what comes naturally

I mean seriously

What could possibly go wrong?