Wrecking Opinions

 

The medical technician

of much experience

said just because

the light shone through it
didn't necessarily mean

the ugly tumor wasn't malignant

I sought a second opinion
from my trusty bartender William
who watches lots of medical shows
and is a new science disciple

of the venerable RFK Jr

Dr Billy instantly prescribed
more fiber in my diet
and a shot of heroin

to level off any internal stresses

I thanked my well informed friend

for his valuable service

My philosophy

of living serenely

is to always

follow the learned advice

of high click volume influencers

well more versed

in internet based expertise

than woefully ignorant scientists