Loin Sprinkler

 

Extremely pious me
only ejaculates freely
for the express purpose

of human reproductivity

Not even tissues

will be utilized
to soak up my wasted seed
when I'm feeling horny

and lonely

Propagation of our species
being a biological necessity

We all gotta do our part

and give in to what comes naturally

If only I could find
willing fertile birthing vessels
to accommodate these throbbing needs

Ready, willing, and able am I

to do what it takes to multiply

using my egg guided

missile sperm system

as a hammer

to your receptive nail

Together we shall

regenerate the population

and rescue our race

from self generated

ignominious extinction 

Ladies?

Who wants babies?

Let me be your Johnny Appleseed

Time for you to do

your maternal duty

and assume

the procreation position

to save humanity