Loin Sprinkler

 

More pious than you me
only ejaculates freely
for the express purpose

of reproductivity

Not even tissues

will be utilized
to soak up my wasted seed
when I'm feeling horny

and lonely

Propagation of our species
is a biological necessity

We all gotta do our part

and give in to what comes naturally

If only I could find
willing fertile birthing vessels
to accommodate these needs

Ready, willing, and able am I

to do what it takes to multiply

using my egg guided missile sperms

as a hammer

to your receptive nail

Together we shall

regenerate the human population

and rescue our race

from self generated

ignominious extinction 

Ladies? 

Time for you to do

your maternal duty

and assume

the procreation position

to save humanity