Religion For Dummies

 

Bless us Father...

Not for our sins

which are minimal at best

but drop blessings exclusively

on we Christian victims
who had to bravely endured
the heathen Joe Biden
and that damn Muslim

Barack Hussein Obama

who came with 

the Satanic Clintons before

Now by your benevolent grace
you have anointed Brother Trump
to save us from the Socialist horde
of dark atheists polluting

our chosen by God race

Keep our savior safe
from past sins consequence

of which there seem to be many

though many are deemed fake

by his Born Again word

For your glorious prophet

is the Shepard we need

to do all our thinking

Guiding us back to Eden

and the pure Paradise it was

before the illegals ruined it