GOP Jesus

 

Teach your children
TRUE Christian
AMERICAN values

Buy the little brats
a Trump Bible or two

And not one
with a slanted Euro view

Charity begins

in a well fortified

well armed American home

to protect

and deliver us 

from the dark forces

of advancing evil

the Deep State propagandists

peddle as social progress

For tis written
in the Book of Exceptionalism
the poor ain't nothing more

than Satan's spawn
sent here to weaken our resolve
and plunge us into the darkness
of global homosexual socialism

Jesus digs success
and only loves winners like him