Supplying Demand

 

My judgmental friends
of an artistic bent
warned me
not to romantically pursue
this wonky economist

we all knew

as sexy as she may be

So into charts and graphs was she
my carnal success chances she plotted
on a supply and demand curve
factoring in her current horniness
with my physical desirability traits

My personality and core character

was plotted on a scatter gram diagram

to precisely estimate

plus or minus five percent

long term relationship probability

I guess I met her mating requirements

cause she granted me an all night session

in her laboratory apartment

The sex was clinically stimulating
so in the final analysis

we were both satisfied

though I never did get to see

my all important

final grade