All Hype No Bite

 

Old Mother Seymour
went to the packed grocery store
to get her family some processed food

When she got there
the shelves were bare
as her kitchen cupboard

No milk, no bread, no batteries

Not even a bone for her dog Kyle

There was panic in the aisles!

Winter storm Fern was barreling toward us
(When did they start naming storms anyway?)

An unstoppable massive
churning vortex of chaos
excited meteorologists
have been tracking all week

Media frenzy was now in full force

Stay tuned after this commercial break
peddling tropical vacation destinations
and we will regale you with the latest projections

Our weekly blizzard of the century!

A category infinity storm of epic proportions

All computer models now cast a dire tale

Need to find a generator and toilet paper
at price gouging prices

Supply and demand, bitches

Anyway...

The day of dread
and monotony breaking anticipation 
arrives with just a spritz of a drizzle

THAT'S IT ???

Seems the imperfect storm blew out to sea
along with all the hype and shared calamity

Just another case of mistaken intensity

We now return
to our regularly scheduled
Winter's boredom