Princess Toe Jam

 

Once upon a time
in a diabolically
demented
fairy tale
the Delusional Prince
of Blue Balls
soon to be 
the Disillusioned Twit
when he finally realizes
the whole glass slipper myth
he has vainly
been seeking a foot to fit
is solely bullshit

Seems our shot down hero
who most of us frustrated incels
can sadly relate to
is perceived as relationship poison
cause he does not check
all the bitch Princess boxes 

Now that the hook up clock

has struck midnight

it's back to pumpkin patch reality

Back to cynical transactional hookers
and the explicit porn site
voyeur existence for him
where he will have plenty of company

The moral of this tragic story?

Banners of standards
are there to be lowered