A Very MAGA Christmas

 

During this holiday season
of America First austerity
fret not about affordability
as what's left of your money
has been diverted

to personal survival needs

Say hello to Want and Ignorance

The MAHA famine weight loss program

will keep you healthy and lean

so insurance you poor bastards won't need

Just a few clean coal presents

to fill your tattered stockings
from the benevolent Grinch oligarchy
in this new age of Diminishing Returns

Just buy less frivolous gifts
and celebrate the true austerity meaning
of a very Trumpian Christmas

Welcome to the Golden Gilded Age 
of a very scary MAGA holiday

Oh by the way

when that dangerous

illegal alien Santa Claus

tries to sneak across our sealed border

our fearless ICE agents

will apprehend his fat ass

and ship the commie invader

back to his shit hole country

This is what you voted for