My Twitter Addiction

 

Used to think I was lonely

A forlorn forgettable freak

A sexually frustrated geek

Then I fell into this shit

Now I know I am NOT alone

Spending heavy segments of time
with this clique of desperate exhibitionists

No, I don't wanna see your saggy tits
and I surmise

you don't wanna view my scruffy dick

Please oh please

do share your thoughts on current politics

Let's fight like bitches

for the amusement

of rich high followed influencers

Maybe they will retweet the bullshit we write

Make us stars for fifteen minutes of eternity 

What a pathetic lot of losers are we

By now you should have ascertained

I am NOT here to make friends
or grovel for your approval

Who the Hell are you anyway?

Just a random letter stream

polluting my smudged screen

Blips desperately seeking social validation

Can't you see

here we are all equally worthless

Spewing gloriously
beneath the protective umbrella
of posting anonymity

One way or another

I am going to have my say

So go ahead and block my sorry ass
for hypocritical violations
of a moral code written in crayon

Report offensive me

to the content authorities

Like I said before

if you were paying attention

I am NOT here to make friends
or fake ass acquaintances