Change the Climate Change Channel

 

Do not come at us
cup in hand
seeking us to chip in
for a noble cause
we want no part of

You preach incessantly
about mutual sacrifice
and the greater good
of this troubled humanity
that comes

with an attached price tag
we don't wanna pay

Continuous denials
of the impending calamity
we will never acknowledge
our far more cost effective
than all this preventative nonsense
that is just too damn expensive

for our short sightedness

The New Knowledge

 

It has been so decreed
by those collectively deemed

to be best for positions of authority
that all public policy
shall no longer be the dominion
of scholarly experts in the field
but instead will be influencer driven

These bellwethers of public opinion
know instinctively

what's best for we sheep
of limited awareness
and really poor discernment ability

Those demonic demons of dissent

who may mock or dare question

this popular orthodoxy

will be dealt with quite harshly

so they may not undermine

the now undisputed validity

of the New Knowledge

Falling Back

 

With every rotation
the shadows lengthen
as darkness advances
a tad earlier each day

The chill in the air
is now the norm
rather than the exception

Perhaps this life regression
is a poetic metaphor
for my waning life

Or my dying country

Or maybe change
is just a normal
cyclical
seasonal thing

Then again...

Normal ain't always good

String Section

 

Deep in the midst

in the latest edition

of gladiator combat politics
I get the sinking suspicion
that we are all being played..

Perhaps these invisible strings
tugging at our planted opinions
over nonsensical things
serve only as a distraction
from our real shadowy enemy..

Look up and see
exactly who is yanking us around

from up in the rafters

Maybe it's high time
that we weary marionettes
start tugging back today

Cut those barbed wire threads

and reclaim our autonomy

to unite and fight

these forces of exploitation

that have always

owned this freak show

The Worm Turns

 

After years
of being eaten
by the early birds
the fed up worms
decided to sleep in

The birds were so perturbed
by this change to the norm
but they did not want
to deal with the hassle
of adaption anymore
so they became 
full time lazy ass vegetarians

Now that their natural predators

have changed their life style

the crawler population has exploded

with holes now everywhere

which created whole new problems 

The Deactivated Activist

 

Time for perpetually angry me
to do a hard self assessment
about my current distress
on Free Speech being suppressed
especially
as it relates to satire and comedy

Gotta take stock
of the cumulative ill effect
this drip drip erosion
has had on my already
questionable mental health

So I really need
to drop the pointless commentary
and get back exclusively
to writing my goofy poetry
that few bother to read
and even fewer understand

(including me)

Beneath the Book Cover

 

The mixed up
fucked up
Jumble Man
that I was
and still am
lost my thought process
somewhere along the beaten path

To compensate
for this frightening

disorienting condition
I consumed 
a bitter synthesis mix
of bluster and arrogance
to bluff my way through
this life that rolls superficial

where flash attitude
easily eclipses and covers for

a lack of personal substance

Welcome to Camp Zombie

 

My paranoia exploded
that one dark day
when the all knowing 

algorithm chose
to require a box

I now need check
when I signed into X
to verify my humanity
as the Musk oligarchy
and that bitch Pam Bondi
conspire against me
to dredge up my past posts
that skewered their fair Charlie
and the current MAGA shit show

I will soon be

packing my bags

for my assigned trip
to the Donald J Trump
reeducation camp
deep in the jungles
of some South American shithole
for a little thought purge
and mental indoctrination
to join the uni thought
brain dead collective

Wither the Zax

 

Another week passed
as the two stubborn Zax
continued to dig in
refusing to budge
from their intransigent positions

To these hyper creatures

of rock headed consistency

compromise is a four letter word

Days turned to weeks

while weeks bleed into years

as the pendulum of time

marches to it's steady

relentless beat

Life moved on 

without the steadfast pair
just as it is designed to do

Evolution of the species

eventually
left the poor zealots behind

Now virtually extinct

trench warfare prisoners
of tragically closed minds

Grains of Venom

 

One can exist quite comfortably
within the cozy confines

of alternate reality
where chewable truth is dispensed
in easily digestible increments

And when bored strays

from the tightly herded flock
do wander off into the ravine
of dangerous self awareness
we rein their free thought asses back in
with hate laced propaganda

which plays to the core frustrations

of this Misfit Generation

We feed them just enough

"Us against Them" prejudice

to keep the minions hungry for more

of the social media hate rations

we utilize for opinion control

Internal Problem

 

Why is
our decision making ability
so woefully inefficient?

Why do we complicate matters
when we should be simplifying
by consolidating and shedding
core redundancies 
to achieve the necessary understanding
required for good long lasting solutions?

We hesitate and procrastinate incessantly
when we need to be finalizing
and streamlining the process
required to reach the crystal clarity
that will lead us to decisive action

Seems pretty obvious to me
that we always seem to be
our own worst enemy

Bigger Better Christian

 

I BRAKE FOR BUGS

This recurring occurrence

causes lots of accidents

but

while some may call

my obsession selfish

I drive

with a clear conscience

as I take the biblical commandment

Thou Shall Not Kill literaly

which makes me

a much better Christian than you

even if

the heathen authorities

take my drivers license away

So much for freedom of religion

here in the gone godless USA

Fuck Joe Biden

and his Muslim master Obama too

Fringe Boosters

 

Propaganda influencers
have become quite adept
at mining the extreme
opposition fringe elements
and mass extrapolating
these hyper partisan zealots
as respected representatives
of the median norm

By cherry picking
and embellishing the kooks
they skew the argument
even over tragic catastrophes
where the majority
would normally be in agreement
if not for the flammable
gas lighting exaggerations
that stokes emotions
and keeps the uncivil war going

You really can't debate stupidity 

Disorder in the Court

  

Hear ye.. Hear ye..

The Court

of Opinion Disinformation

is now unofficially

in anarchy session

We well dressed judges
of style over substance
care not for gritty details
or supporting arguments
saturated with 
boring factual evidence

as the Thought Process

was long ago banned

as dangerous and subversive

by we anti learned purveyors

of propaganda precedence

Points will only be awarded
for flair and friction elegance
which accentuates the negative
and stokes the emotions
of our non discerning audience

who really came

for the book burning bonfire

which will commence

immediately after we render

our predetermined judgement 

Bye Bye Charlie

 

Zealots gather round

the social media bonfire

and get your political 

hyperbole on

Today's game

is pin the shooting blame

not directly

on the fucked up head

of the murderous

psycho terrorist

but instead we shall deflect 

toward the extreme elements

from the other side

who like us

anointed influencers

use flammable

hateful rhetoric

for wealth and fame

to skewer

the perpetually pissed off opposition

who of course will fire back

with equally vile invectives

for maximum circle jerk coverage

Like the poor bastard

lying in a pool of real violence

who just got wasted

for nothing more

then click bait angry words

that killer social outcasts

who roll unhinged

occasionally take literally

An occupational hazard

when high caliber reality

turns inflammatory

bullshit combat politics

into a bloody real world tragedy

Sticks and stones my ass

Terminal Truth

 

Please pick up 
all the loose pieces
after my inevitable
self destruction

I'm out of excuses

Exhausted all my best trite alibis

The lurking truth
that will eventually
end me
waits patiently
deep within the walls fortified
by ancient rationalizations

When I die
take my reliable denials
along with the convenient lies
I repeated ad nauseum
and scatter them
with my ashes
into the indifferent wind

Death To Us

 

Us Against Them Man

Staunch defender
of the 2nd Amendment
takes an ironic bullet to the head

All hope now exhausted and dead
as the mob goes ballistic
demanding revenge

The spark is ignited
as the payback pretext is set

Blame is quickly fixed

The Thems gonna pay

The tanks roll in

Retribution is swift

The opposition is erased
like a blemish
on the Body Politic 

My country tis of thee

Sour swirl of anarchy

Soon they will be coming for me
for a post I scribed

way back in 2003

Getting Through It

 

I drink
because I can

I sleep around
to suppress
oppressive loneliness

These prescribed medications
make my bleak life
a little more bearable 

So many crutches
so little progress
in my Quixotic quest
to be a well adjusted
respectable member
of our judgemental tribe

Tis why I scribe
weird poetry I guess

We all need 
our little coping devices

Sliced Loins

 

When she was done
pillaging my soul
and ravaging my bank account
the lovely Jezebel succubus
I so deeply loved
disposed of my emasculated carcass
like a used up candy wrapper

The real continuing tragedy
of my sad story
is that even after
this betrayal of trust
I would take her back tomorrow

with open arms and credit cards

Such is the blind power of lust

I do so wish

me and my perpetually

in heat gender

could learn from the hard lesson

that inevitably happens

when we follow

our wrong frickin head

Religion For Dummies

 

Bless us Father...

Not for our sins

which are minimal at best

but drop blessings exclusively

on we Christian victims
who had to bravely endured
the heathen Joe Biden
and that damn Muslim

Barack Hussein Obama

who came with 

the Satanic Clintons before

Now by your benevolent grace
you have anointed Brother Trump
to save us from the Socialist horde
of dark atheists polluting

our chosen by God race

Keep our savior safe
from past sins consequence

of which there seem to be many

though many are deemed fake

by his Born Again word

For your glorious prophet

is the Shepard we need

to do all our thinking

Guiding us back to Eden

and the pure Paradise it was

before the illegals ruined it

Breaking the Law Breakers

 

The performative bastards
with their iron boot
currently crushing

Lady Justice's throat
prance about and boast
as they march

in fascist lockstep
while dismissing
the tepid legalities
of prior laws

they so brazenly piss on

We bide time patiently
waiting for our pay back chance
when the wheel of consequence
will turn and crush their arrogance

Karma always takes care 

of her little sis Miss Justice

Interpretative Subjects

 

Agenda Man
can quote chapter and verse
from the ancient document

we still utilize today

as a guiding GPS

through the muddled mess

between us and the road

to Paradise on Earth

These articles of faith
were put in place long ago
not by omniscient gods
flashing lightening bolts

down from above

They were scribed
by flawed creatures
who just like us

often stumbled in darkness

seeking the best path

in our pursuit of Happiness

So contrary
to the manipulative preachings

of rigid Agenda Man
their finely crafted words
were not
written in stone

They were constructed

of pliable material

to fit

the every shifting obstacles

we as a society

are challenged with

to navigate daily

Deadly Inertia

 

Into the doldums
we floated
unknowingly
in spite
of the obvious warning signs
that certain death awaited us

But it was not our time
so fate pushed
our arrogant asses through
to the other side
at the crucial time
though our humbled crew
knew full well
we were undeserving

Take the win

but let the lesson sink in

that Lady Luck

is an unreliable mistress

Cost Defective

 

Now that hatred
and prejudice
are the official
government blessed
coins of the realm
the us versus them
racist elements
at long last get to shred
the social safety net
they've long found offensive

In fact the very existence

of dark skinned citizens

having the audacity

to live in our country

pisses them off to no end

Now that they are in charge

they can pretend

it's all bigger better 

austerity economics
but we know that's bullshit
from these fake Christians
Jesus would surely condemn

Rest assured

the Lord above

is taking names

and keeping score

Karma the Barber

 

Throw them a towel
to soak up
those desperate alibis
surely to flow
to justify
their divulged deceits

Be sure to check in
with their stable of enablers
who will creatively
blame society
for fostering 
the exposed liar victim

Where there is no
messy consequence
there is no shame

Immorality reigns

So take no pity
on the wounded party
lying in a puddle
of cause and effect

The Hole Truth

 

Like a joke
seeking a punch line
the truth
which eludes
we finite performers
in this surreal circus
lies buried
beneath the grave reality
of our lurking mortality

Those who try to deny
our diminishing timeline
are in for a shock
when relentless time
runs out the clock
as the victorious bell
tolls mockingly
over their vanquished
soon to be gone 
unprepared carcasses

Tick Tock

Commiserating Aches

 

Everything hurts these days
as pain rides shotgun with me
probably for the balance

of this journey

I'm sure you don't wanna hear
my litany of aches
since you got your own issues
though maybe if we share
our hurtful relationship with life
it can be a soothing
mutual human distraction

Misery does indeed need company

Telescopic Truth

 

Black backdrop

Sky canvas

Specks on the spectrum
silently flickering away
from a far off galaxy

Ancient visual waves
at long last reach my eyes 

On the horizon I see
a supernova flame out flash

Someone's sun was checking out
in a fiery solar explosion

I say "was"
because the expiration date
was millions of years ago
back when our dinosaur crew

was meeting

it's inevitable extinction fate

Light sure is hyper fast
and yet
distance takes it's toll

So you see my mortal friends

Even the stars die out

As will ours someday

Everything goes 

As do we

Accept this natural reality
and cease chasing 
the very flawed concept
of ever lasting eternity

Taking Out the Garbage

 

Open your windows
my closed minded friends

Take a deep whiff

That is the sickly smell

of putrid prejudice
wafting through the air

Like eggs gone rotten

This stench of ignorance
is a malignant growth

The current festering infection

plaguing our national conciousness

If we do not remove
the tumor of hatred
at it's core source
our once great nation

will surely succumb
to a death self inflicted

If we manage to survive

our collective madness

the healing process

is gonna be a bitch

but maybe the cliche

"What does not kill you makes you stronger"

is not a dumpster fire of bullshit 

Wrecking Opinions

 

The medical technician

of much experience

said just because

the light shone through it
didn't necessarily mean

the ugly tumor wasn't malignant

I sought a second opinion
from my trusty bartender William
who watches lots of medical shows
and is a new science disciple

of the venerable RFK Jr

Dr Billy instantly prescribed
more fiber in my diet
and a shot of heroin

to level off any internal stresses

I thanked my well informed friend

for his valuable service

My philosophy

of living serenely

is to always

follow the learned advice

of high click volume influencers

well more versed

in internet based expertise

than woefully ignorant scientists

Sign off

 

On those days
where all I wanna do
is stay in bed
and not
come out to play

I force myself
to ignore
my inherent
anti social ways
and choose
to reside in this world
reluctantly

I can't hide from life

Believe me I've tried 

Mesmerized by technology

Tethered
to my
flat screen society
with all my fellow
social misfits

Island blips

Transmitting
clever quips

Our soothing
soul numbing
addiction

You can't do
SOCIAL
by yourself
so lose the MEDIA
from social media
and don't be
such an oxymoron 

America Dystopia

 

Live today on State TV
the conclave of eager zombies
will conduct a praise lavishing orgy
in another Glorious Leader slobberfest

While there may not be
one sentient being
at the mahogany round table
we will as a captive nation
get to bear witness
to the highest level of loyalty
which in our new reality
is how we now grade

performance competency

Be there when we commence
the greatest ever
ass kissing contest

for the icon who saved us

Just another prime example
of the full transparency
being conducted daily
by your see through government

Of course your full viewership

will be a mandated requirement

to prove not only

your full fledged loyalty

to the Great Man

but the full commitment

of every citizen

to the glorious grandeur

of the Thought Collective

Thank you for your attention 

Tipping Point Break

 

The tiny ant
rolls with such audacious courage

Taking on all oppressors
seeking to hold his kind down

The tiny ant pushes back
against these powerful forces
of oppression

The tiny ant challenges authority
over the concept of freedom

The tiny ant is now a martyr
for this noble cause

Squished beyond all recognition

Is the dead ant a hero or a fool?

Will his death be a spark

of revolutionary ignition

or another forgotten casualty

of history?

Probably the latter

but that did not matter

to the tiny ant

who was simply tired

of being pushed around

GOP Jesus

 

Teach your children
TRUE Christian
AMERICAN values

Buy the little brats
a Trump Bible or two

And not one
with a slanted Euro view

Charity begins

in a well fortified

well armed American home

to protect

and deliver us 

from the dark forces

of advancing evil

the Deep State propagandists

peddle as social progress

For tis written
in the Book of Exceptionalism
the poor ain't nothing more

than Satan's spawn
sent here to weaken our resolve
and plunge us into the darkness
of global homosexual socialism

Jesus digs success
and only loves winners like him 

Duly Noted

 

The half ass man
I today am
has become so disillusioned
by the sorry state
of this domain
I now choose

to only hear the highs

Blocking all discordant

non conforming tones
from voices that roll differently

to my particular sensibilities 

does provide input uniformity
but tis a fool's gold
when you decrease your range
and attempt to exist limited 
in this life monolithically

Best to respect the spectrum

that rolls with the power

of the collective harmony

even though it tends to be

perpetually off key

But you gotta be in it

if you ever wanna influence

the symphony tune

True Ugliness

If you are offended

by my existence
and if the unsightly
appearance I carry with me
disturbs your aesthetic sensibilities
I do contend
that you are the true freak
with deformed heartless opinions

Not to mention
the sheer hypocrisy
of a creature so ugly
ever sitting in judgment
of anyone's worth or beauty

So next time you decide

to drop a mocking aside

in a lame attempt at humor

down to the level

of your equally cruel

insecure low esteem crew

beware the anvil of irony

destined to one day land

on your cackling heads

Loin Sprinkler

 

More pious than you me
only ejaculates freely
for the express purpose

of reproductivity

Not even tissues

will be utilized
to soak up my wasted seed
when I'm feeling horny

and lonely

Propagation of our species
is a biological necessity

We all gotta do our part

and give in to what comes naturally

If only I could find
willing fertile birthing vessels
to accommodate these needs

Ready, willing, and able am I

to do what it takes to multiply

using my egg guided missile sperms

as a hammer

to your receptive nail

Together we shall

regenerate the human population

and rescue our race

from self generated

ignominious extinction 

Ladies? 

Time for you to do

your maternal duty

and assume

the procreation position

to save humanity