Saw an infomercial the other
day
The modern source of all
truth and knowledge
Said a man loses 50% of testosterone by
age 50!
Does this mean I’m half the man I use to
be?
How do you measure the worth
of a man anyway?
Does male hormonal size
really matter?
Fortunately they have pills to extend
that device
A cure for my gender’s primary insecurity
Popular science sure is a
wonder
Saving us from our imaginary
defects
Don’t get hung up about all
the side effects
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