A Day At The Beach
While microwaving myself on
the beach
A wayward herring wandered up
to me
She was wearing designer
sunglasses,
Khloe Kardashian’s I believe
Asked me if I could spare a
light
I admonished her that fish do
not smoke
Stormed off in a huff,
Our relationship was over
I asked the salamander
selling ice cream
If my actions were
insensitive
He handed me a tutti fruiti
sorbet
And told me to get my ass out
of the sun
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