Can’t Opener
In my hungry hands
A can of processed beans
The treasure tightly sealed
To prevent contamination
The proper device is required
To penetrate the container
I have the tool, but not the
power
Seems the electric current is
out
Feeling substance deprivation
I fire the can into the wall
It bounces off and hits me in
the head
Now we are both feeling
dented
lol. Next time I'm having beans on toast (which is how I love 'em), I'm going to giggle and duck!
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