Droopy Truths

 

The Earth is definitely flat

There is zero doubt about that
for I read the new revelation
on the internet

Sure I was skeptical at first

Since this is a blatant contradiction
of established scientific facts
but then I saw all the posts
algorithm spoon fed
BLASTING IN ALL CAPS
that the globe is
and has always been
a giant pancake

Now I am empowered

A disciple of the new truth

Propagating the gospel
of creative ideology
to smother any inconvenient 

negative narratives
that run contrary
to our freshly contrived version
of alternative factual reality

we spread on thick daily