Connection Game

 

On the top tip 
of the hook up pyramid
sits my probably unattainable
fantasy angel

Reigning over her domain
the queen of the scene
sips her inhibition loosening potion
with that quiet confidence
this hungry man finds irresistible

From down below
I formulate my action plan
to connect with this feminine dream

Armed with suave intentions
I move in
with my time tested
interaction pitch
but
her polite smile
and sultry eyes
immediately
throws me off my game

My best laid presentation
is reduced instantly
to a clumsy advance
saturated with cheap
cliched pick up lines

Her disdain of my existence
is readily apparent
as the heart shattering bitch
(she's probably a lesbian)
conveys no way
she'll ever wanna play
with a limp dick like me

To save us both
further embarrassment
I quickly execute 
a shameful retreat
to Losers Corner
where I regroup
seeking solace
from my merciless
currently gelded friends
who brutally mock
(as only buddies can do)
my "She's out of your league"
crash and burn
voyage to the stars

Such are the perils
of manned relationship flight
as I now set my sights
on that crimson haired beauty
from another galaxy 
who looks a little lonely tonight...

Timing is everything in love and life