Ice Flames

 

I was there that fateful day
when the god damn furnace
that was guaranteed
and under warranty
to last forever
broke down unceremoniously

The pissed off owner
called Inferno Support
to moan about his domicile

and home office
now being frozen over

which as anyone who knows

anything about his core business

JUST CAN'T HAPPEN

The frustrated demon
has been on hold
for what seems like an eternity
as the long line of fallen souls

waiting to be processed

cool their heels in the lobby