Sunday, April 28, 2024

Spreading the Badness

 

Slimy sycophants
seeking absolution
for their monstrous creation
flock to the cathedral of social media
armed with their best rationalizations
and desperate whataboutisms..

Deep within these thick walls
they stand on the Tabernacle of Alibis
where the very concepts of truth and lies
gets stirred in the propaganda mix
til reality itself becomes a blur
to be dispensed to all true believers..

The sludge they dish
to the eager congregation
that "everybody is doing it"
as if the immorality of their beast
can be magically diluted..

As if sin can be forgiven
by the alleged mass participation
of all the other naughty children




Saturday, April 27, 2024

Modern Transitions

 

We painstakingly
copied electronically
volumes of Renaissance poetry
from a delicate parchment
to a silicon microchip..

A program of modern efficiency
and coveted convenience
but nowhere near as elegant visually
as the now rapidly fading original..

Progress need not come
with such draconian trade offs
though we always seem to choose
the path of maximum aesthetic resistance





Cursed Be the Appeasers

 

Oh great...

The beast we admire secretly
for his hard core tenacity
is doing beastly things again..

While the global uproar
is entirely predictable
we'll stick to our hardened principles
that stoke the flames of anarchy..

If we keep appeasing the bully
maybe he'll go away eventually.. 

He's not such a bad guy actually..

Putin is an ultra strong authoritarian
who projects strength just like us
with the fervor of a mega nationalist..

Sure sometimes Vlad gets a tad crazy
but he's not after us currently
so let's ignore future reality
and hide behind denials
that have been toxic throughout history 

He's still preferable
to Biden and his band of socialists
who mock our many grievances
and treat us patriots like terrorists

We are gonna hang our MAGA hats
on the antiquated cliche of a concept
that the enemy of our enemy is our comrade..

Anything to own the Libs





Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Bitchin in the Kitchen

 

Pot
calls the kettle black.. 

Said it with such a disparaging tone..

All assembled let out a gasp..

Kettle
comes back and retorts "Bullshit"..

Labels the pot
a phony ass hypocrite.. 

Blind to the obvious reality
staring him in the face..

The meddling gray pan
sticks in it's two cents
and suggests cookware group therapy..

All agree
their insipid tepid lives
really need more heat action..

And definitely a lot more
above table honesty




Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Believe the Hype

 

Once upon a time
in a place right here
those of us
of a spectator bent
viewed modern politics
as strictly an entertainment
event...

A veritable Roman Circus
complete with bad ass
gladiator wanna be freaks
using word swords of sharp positions
to verbally bludgeon the opposition...

We'd run to social media daily
to participate in the spectacle
by posting our two cents
in pointless circular arguments...

It was all good time devouring fun...

Few of us took any of this hyperbole seriously...

Until...

Clever jesters not so innocent
began taking advantage
of our consequence indifference...

Til all the freedoms
we had taken for granted
were now slayed victims
of the scorched earth retribution
they had angrily pledged to enact
if they managed to con enough pilgrims
to bring their vengeful asses back...

Those of us naive
institution believing dupes
who believed
we had no skin in this game
are now learning the hard truth
that pay back is a bitch
and history is replete
with sad tales of the corpses
who refused to LISTEN




Sunday, April 21, 2024

Busted Us

 

Post blunder event..


Time to assign fault..


That badge of dishonor..


Unholster the worn finger of blame

and point it in the general direction

of our favorite scapegoat collection..


Just another rote exercise 

of convenient alibis..


Cause deep down we know

the biggest enemy of us

is usually US.. 


OK...


Let's pretend

as a face saving

deflection gesture

it's really THEM

and broadcast their complicity

on all social media frequencies

but truth be told

past experience shows

most times

the foot that trips us up

is usually US..


Of this we are quite aware

as dazed us stares up from the floor

where we've landed many times before..


Trying yet again

to hide from the embarrassment

of being the flawed human

all of US most certainly are







Post Game Show

 

In the bosom of pure blackness
that was conjured up last night
with ancient incantations
(that may have been Satanic)
we desperate Shadow People
summoned the Beast..

It would be our avenging savior
to do battle with the forces of change
that mocked us defenders of the old ways..

In our arrogance
we believed we could control the beast
or at least point it in the direction
of our rapidly advancing enemies..

Such the classic error of history
which should have taught us fools by now
that concentrated evil power
can not be easily moderated..

Scholars of the Theology
can debate if our monster creation
is indeed the anti Christ
or just a corrupted manifestation
destined to one day
turn out our collective lights..




Saturday, April 20, 2024

Hell Bound

 

I've been to Hell and back
on more than one occasion.. 

The joint is really not that dire..

Sure tis hot as it's namesake
with all that brimstone and fire
roasting many of the inhabitants
to a toasty shade of burnt..

And it's overcrowded definitely
but there's great sinner camaraderie
in this atmosphere of esprit de corps 
as misery does indeed love company..

Next time
you really should come down with me..

Maybe stay for the season..

Savor the rush of pure freedom
in a non judgemental environment
where no one is ever turned away..







Ledge Musings

 

Go out on that ledge..
and take a strong stand..

Take your disillusioned toes
right to the edge of the abyss..

Harsh consequences be damned..

If you are going to take the big fall
may as well go down with your convictions..

I support this freedom of expression
and the radical statement conveyed..

Trust in gravity..

Just please don't land on me
or you'll lose my undying support




Thursday, April 18, 2024

Fish Tales

 

Gasping for sustenance
the fish out of water
flops about desperately..

Soon to be suffering
from a severe case
of life deprivation
viewed on voyeur flat screens
in a shared experience globally..

His public tribulations
generates mass speculation
and much social media commentary
from self anointed experts
in the field of everything
with their drop dead analysis..

Self serving predictions..

As the subject flips it's last flop
the peanut gallery contingent
hurriedly checks posts past
for self gratification
of accuracy verification  
as they take a victory lap
on the carcass of the recently deceased..

Don't let life's tragedies make you cry..

They'll be other fish to fry
and other unfortunates
soon to be gone 
to collectively crush
as the show grinds on





Sunday, April 14, 2024

Attention PLEASE

 

So much can be derived 
from our discerning eyes
if we focus on the obvious..

These visual cues we need embrace
staring oblivious us right in the face..

Deciphering signals
transmitted by exposed
and repetitive 
body language displays
that convey true intent..

Suppressed feelings
gravitate toward these outlets
that cry out to be seen
for those paying attention
to blessed revelation
reclining between the lines 



Saturday, April 13, 2024

Make America Hate Again

 

Seriously..

Why in the 21st Century
here in the Land of the Free
must we still have to deal
with the idiocy of bigotry?

Why in this age of easy access information
is mass ignorance still even relevant?

Why must we suffer these intolerant fools
who insist on spreading this hateful bullshit?

Why can't we as a nation ever get past this?

While we were founded
on a mountain of hypocrisy
we at least pretended to have ideals..

Now it's all about scapegoat prejudices
inciting the fears of the gullible
courtesy of manipulative puppeteers..

Waiting on social evolution 
sure is an exercise in frustration







Wash and Rinse Rewind

 

Disciples of black and white mindset
live to compartmentalize
and neatly slot all issues
into their narrow 
us versus them narrative...

The truth they do twist
with shameless daily bullshit
may have been diluted impure
but it still exists
and will be resurrected some day
by the cleansing force of destiny..

Those who chose to make the mess
to further their toxic agendas
are destined to be flushed away
though if the past teaches us anything
these sludge clogs of humanity
will return with a vengeance
to once again stain our history



 

Sunday, April 7, 2024

Hit Me Chief

 

Medication time..

Get these sheep asses in line..

Herd the numbed masses
into their cubicles
for their daily pharmaceuticals
to keep them level set
and controllable

The sick irony of it all
is that
the keepers
of this madhouse
are far crazier
than the committed inhabitants
trapped within
these antiseptic
padded walls



The Friendly Lover

 

Dating a princess way out of my league..

A real beauty and the beast tryst..

She's my latest vanity project
in a long string of conquests
that to the world makes zero sense
cause we ain't exactly a perfect match..

But here's the thing..

I know how to listen
and cut through the bullshit
when all a girl wants to do is talk..

or vent..

or confide in a friend
she trusts and respects..

Getting deep into the depths
of the muddled mess
churning in her fair head..

Where few of my gender dare go
cause we fear being trapped
in the dreaded friend zone abyss..

I have am not burdened by that fear
as my options are more limited
by this flawed face in the mirror..

So patient me let's time
and the natural progression
of human relationships
do the rest..

Physical barriers being no match
from the force of erosion
that wears down all resistance
in the end







Saturday, April 6, 2024

Golden Ruler

 

Where life lessons
are sadly lacking
ignorance definitely
ain't bliss

They should teach
the golden rule in school 
every day
til it becomes rote
like multiplication tables
and gum stalactites under the desk

Call it the Pledge of Respect
until hopefully it sticks
and the daily lesson 
rolls into habit
and the kiddies
grow up to be decent adults



Past Prejudice

 

Let's have MY people
meet YOUR people
at the designated place
where we will interface
and formulate secret plans
against THEM
who have no people
of any consequence..

We entrenched natives
gotta unite
because if we don’t
those we fear
will succeed in eventually
becoming part
of us
and the blood purity
of our former ethnic exclusivity
will be forever lost
as part of the Great Replacement
Deep State conspiracy





Sunday, March 31, 2024

Go Girl Majesty

 

Drink up my dear...

Let the booze melt those chains
of ancient sexual repressions
good girls are forced to wear..

Morning after
you came blame it all
on too much alcohol...

but there's really no need..

For it's only a walk of shame
if you choose to let it be..

I suggest you choose NOT to..

Don't allow people to judge you..

Cause their snide petty asides
are nothing but projected envy
toward those with the audacity
of savoring this all too brief life






Caress the Process

All the answers you seek
to riddles that confound
are contained somewhere
in the loose solution fragments
rattling around
and bouncing off the walls
of your muddled brain..

Take the time
to sort
and collate
these jumbled thought cells
in an orderly coherent progression..

Then just connect the dots
and allow the clarity
now staring you in the face
to lead you through the darkness
of what was once ignorance



Saturday, March 30, 2024

The Mystery of Faith

 

All of God's children

praying together

in splendid houses of worship..


Of course they also sin..


Many of them incessantly

which to me

is the height of hypocrisy

since so many love to preach

about the Lord's many requirements


So the unfaithful

sure can't use ignorance of the rules

as a fall back failure excuse..


So why the constant moral violations

that only serve to jeopardize

their potential heavenly reward?


This does give me reason to pause

if these pilgrims are truly all in

on the prospect of eternal salvation

which as I understand it

is sort of the end game objective

for pious true believers..


Makes me thank God

I'm a practicing agnostic..








Buffer Boy

 

So here I am..

Locked up again
with that mocking clock
keeping me company..

Spin freezing
my overloaded 
frozen ass..

Cause as always is the case
I try to do too damn much
too damn fast..

Only a desperate
refresh button option
can reset this busted equation
and bring about
much needed
time life restoration..

Just another band aid fix
slapped on the stubborn wound
that will never properly scar
on this poorly planned
overzealous man..






Sunday, March 24, 2024

Ode to We Deletes

 

Just another rest in peace moment
for an old friend..

Read about it on Facebook
from the thoughts and prayers comments
posted on an old pic
back when we were friends
before we too became old
and subject to the drifts of time..

Demise details sorely lacking
cause our friendship subscription expired..

We didn't even exchange
Christmas cards anymore..

Social media having squashed
such quaint traditions.. 

I wonder how my old friend died?

Was it quick and painless
or a long drawn out drip drip event?

Perhaps it was a to Hell with this life suicide?

My now dead old friend was dramatically inclined..  

Gotta get to the wake for all the morbid details
that I can share with my fellow curious ghouls
who won't bother to be there..

Gotta see all my other old friends
who do make the last respects trip..

Dressed in our best death threads
we'll reminisce on all the old stories
before we became walking corpses
now sharing our own shrinking timelines..

Who amongst us mourners 
we now barely know
will be the next to go?

Electronic Church bells toll
as yet another body gets laid to rest..

They do seem to ring louder than before 
which is weird cause my hearing 
has greatly faded over the years..

I guess mortality does play tricks
with the old senses






Fearless Cowards

 

If you've never felt
the sting of your mistakes
that slam impacted your friends
or suffered the consequences
of selfish misdeeds
then insensitive you is destined
to repeat these egregious offenses 
again and again...

This is a blessing
and a curse
(of course)...

The life of the oblivious cur
is a curious one indeed...

A cool bastard mix
of bravery and foolishness..

Destined to crash and burn
(of course)...









Sunday, March 17, 2024

The Chosen Ones

 

While it’s an absolute truth
that all dogs go to heaven
tis also not a guess
that all cats are admitted too

Glory be the truly blessed innocents
the Lord has always favored

While we sin based humans
roll 50/50 at best
to meet entrance requirements 

What does this say
about our marginal species?

We're made in God's image my charred ass




Saturday, March 16, 2024

Nick and Nora

 


Let's get dressed up..

Let's go out and be seen..

Insert our faces in every pic..

Pretend we're a perfect couple
for all the social media voyeurs
sitting home in their sweats
wishing they were us..

Be the flashy objects of hate and envy..

Maybe we can even con ourselves
into believing we are happening..

Be part of the cool kid clique for once






Dumbing Down

 

Hatred clouds judgement...

Creating an irrational covenant
between facts and poisoned fiction
that diminish once solid positions
and demolishes
what's left of our credibility
to such an extent
we become non serious
buffoonish cartoon characters...

Once we have devolved
to this level of pure ignorance
the dummies that we have become
will have achieved 
the proper gullible pliability
for full indoctrination
into a certain political cult
that rhymes with SAGA 







 








Sunday, March 10, 2024

Quoxite Party

 

The movers and shakers..

Cigar chomping Earthquakers
live in the clouds they created..

Label them as you see fit..

Fat cat capitalist industrialists..

Fiendish lobbyists..

Deep State operatives..

They have always existed..

Robber Barons..

Lords of the Manor..

Those insidious shadow dwellers..

Owners of everything..

Taking more than they need
because they can..

Peeing down from on high
on the mud dwelling majority..

Simply because they can..

Philosopher poet agitators
can of course
demonize these ghosts
who roll anonymous..

At least in concept..

Swinging their flacid sticks
at steel piñatas
they really can't see

Futility is the recurring theme
for we would be revolutionaries
forever fighting windmills




Sunday, March 3, 2024

Time Tyrants

 

To increase team productivity
our cloud dwelling overseers
brought in a renowned authority
on time management efficiency.. 

Thus commenced
the daily flogging sessions
to teach us slackers the lesson
that their sacred processes
had to be duly worshipped
at the expense of common sense..

Those thought sinners who strayed
outside the rigid boundaries laid
would be cast out
of bureaucracy Eden
and forced to wander
the unregulated wilderness
where all innovation resides













Saturday, March 2, 2024

Empty Cans

 

Today I choose not to engage
in the communal festival
of shared cyber rage..

It's not that my anger has dissipated
or that this friction addiction within
has been satiated..

I just got hit by the realization
that the constant conflict
churning these pointless
circular arguments
is a no win situation
which only widens the schism
between family and friends..

All this shit breeds is mutual resentment
and a major sense of inner emptiness
with only our divisive opinions
to keep us company




Don't Tug On My Blanket

 

All our useful rationalizations
we utilize to get through the day
may not always be truth
but they do become so ingrained
into the fabric of our souls
we make them fit into our reality
through sheer force of necessity..

So don't try to straighten me out
with your version of pliable facts
that may be your particular
comforting crutch du jour
that works very well for you
and your judgmental ways
have zero relevance with me