19th Century Reboot

 

Stop your incessant whining..

Lose the boo hoo lamentations..

We're gonna streamline your institutions..

Filet and gut those confusing regulations

that inhibit the conduct of our business..

For a slight charge

we'll gladly neuter your democracy

and get you to accept the persuasion 

that America is an antiquated concept

desperately in need of an upgrade..

Embrace the benign Captains of Industry

pulling your strings benevolently..

For the greater good of the public

and corporate profit margins

are a one and the same equation..

So place your trust

in the Great Corporate Fathers
and their bought and paid for
media/politician bitches
to trickle down the riches
to you easily manipulated peasants..

Fret not these needless rights

you shall be required to sign away

for they will make us all prosperous..

OK, maybe some more than others

and perhaps for a few none at all

but this is a trade off sacrifice

we at the top of the pyramid

are willing to bless

to Make Oligarchy Great Again