Thursday, October 10, 2024

Hit Fowl

 

When the caged canary
began gasping
and getting all teary eyed
from the foul suffocating stench
of the toxic hyperbole
and sheer volume of lies
that permeate our environment
we knew what we had to do..

We executed the alarmist bird
and returned to the slow cook
soothing denials of the day
because not only
do we always shoot the messenger
we filet their Chicken Little asses
and serve them up with a nice Chianti



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