The once immaculate debutante
clad in her soiled white gown
loves to hang around
with disheveled metal bands
on the disjointed side of town
with all the other
disaffected groupies
and assorted hanger ons
Her concerned
family and friends
abduct the former suburban princess
to perform a radical musical intervention
They tie her rebellious ass to a chair
and subject her heavily pierced ears
to a heavy rotation
of Taylor Swift
and Katy Perry
After sweet saturation is complete
a steady stream infusion
of bubble gum pop
is pumped via IV
into her heavily tattooed arm
to close out the cultural correction session
Our reformed princess seems to have
learned her indoctrination lesson
Returns to the mainstream
to one day assume
a pre programmed life
of doting child bearing wife
and servile homemaker
Baking cookies
while humming
Bruno Mars tunes
while group chat bitching
to her frustrated friends
about their out of control kids
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