Rule Writers

If it feels good
it's probably illegal...

Definitely immoral...

As you will be
reprimanded constantly
by those  
self proclaimed 
paragons of virtue
vigilantly holding back
the tide of artificial sin

from their sea of hypocrisy

For you see
misery
not only loves company
it writes the rules
as it regulates

the dark clouds of guilt
and repression
that keep our natural needs
in ancient chains...