Butt Checked

 

To whom it may concern..

Congratulations

You broke me

Going forward
purely as a defense mechanism
I refuse steadfastly
to take any of this shit seriously

This includes most definitely
your boring gotcha rants
and pointless combat politics hyperbole

I shall henceforth

fire back facetiously
at your pretentiousness
with mocking ferocity
in waves of parody
you will be

way too pissed
to ever get

Such is the perpetual curse

of the chronically humorless

so totally oblivious

to their partisan foolishness

that always makes enraged them

the butt of every joke