Saturday, April 26, 2025

Satan v. Humanity

 

My client Satan

would like his critics

who believe it or not

are still legions

that is he has had ZERO

negative influence

over the affairs of man

since he retired

from the morality corruption business

back in the late 16th Century


All the sins of the world

since then

fall exclusively at the clay feet

of God's own very flawed creation


So consider this a legal writ

to cease and desist

with all this

"Devil made me do it" bullshit

or face losing more

than your eternal soul

as we will be filing law suits

to bury your slanderous

alibi spewing ass

in civil court





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