My client Satan
would like his critics
who believe it or not
are still legions
that is he has had ZERO
negative influence
over the affairs of man
since he retired
from the morality corruption business
back in the late 16th Century
All the sins of the world
since then
fall exclusively at the clay feet
of God's own very flawed creation
So consider this a legal writ
to cease and desist
with all this
"Devil made me do it" bullshit
or face losing more
than your eternal soul
as we will be filing law suits
to bury your slanderous
alibi spewing ass
in civil court
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