The creepy man behind the counter
offered me an extended warranty of life..
This once in a lifetime offer gave me pause
cause I am a perpetually skeptical type..
I asked the smooth talking salesman
if I could see his binding fine print..
He produced a contract quite elegant..
Brilliant in it's eternal simplicity..
So I signed a blood oath
on the crooked line that was dotted..
Now I roll on my timeline soulless
but to me the tradeoff ain't so bad
cause it's hard to miss
what you never really had..
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