Morning Necessities

Morning lung excavation
as the night's stagnant phlegm secretions
get power coughed up the chute
into manageable spit clumps
for easy evacuation...

The pools stubbornly hanging on
from the depths of A.M. congestion
are the last to be cleared...

Once the passageways

are opened up fully

and oxygen intake

is finally uninhibited

we can proceed

to perform

other necessary

wakeup bodily

emptying activities...

Contrary to popular myth...

Life ain't all glamour and glitz