Cannibal Clubbing

Wanted to hook up with this chick so badly

I looked past her radical Antifa tendencies

So she took me to her favorite Deep State eatery

The Cannibal Club based in socialist L.A.

where all the best leftist celebs go to feast

on the succulent tender flesh of children

I always thought this was just a kooky QAnon myth

but there were the Clintons standing next to me

as we walked past the all you can eat Carnivore Buffet

At a corner table were the Obamas

dining on finger food munchies

as they chatted with the Spielbergs

who were busy sipping their blood lattes

My date order the Creamy Infant Bisque

which she proclaimed to be the house specialty

Seeking to avoid political confrontation

I told my dining companion I was a vegan

She called me out on my lie immediately

and screamed that I was a closet MAGA fascist

whose interest in her was purely prurient

The mood in the boisterous bistro grew tense

The Cancel Maitre d came over to denounce my existence

Banishment from this horrible establishment was decreed

for this was no place for such a fussy citizen like me

I wish this doomed relationship

with the sexy communist

had a happy ending

but at least I got a taste

of how the depraved half lives