My Twitter Addiction

Used to think I was lonely

A forlorn forgettable freak

A sexually frustrated geek

Then I fell into this Twitter shit

Please don't call it X

you Gulf of America nitwits

Now I know I am NOT alone

Spending heavy segments of time

with this clique of desperate exhibitionists

No, I don't wanna see your saggy tits

and I surmise you don't wanna view my scruffy dick

Please oh please do share your thoughts on current politics

Let's fight like bitches for the amusement of rich high followed influencers

Maybe they will retweet the bullshit we write

Make us stars for our fifteen minutes of eternity 

What a pathetic lot of losers are we

By now you should have ascertained

I am NOT here to make friends

or grovel for your approval

Who the Hell are you anyway?

Just random letters polluting my smudged screen

Blips desperately seeking social validation

Here we are all equally worthless

Gloriously beneath

the protective umbrella

of posting anonymity

One way or another I am going to have my say

So go ahead and block my sorry ass

for hypocritical violations

of a moral code written in crayon

Report offensive me to the content authorities

For I am NOT here to make friends

or fake ass acquaintances