Gender Blender

Me in the men's room
for a quick pee

When quite unexpectedly
a quite hairy she dude

in a sequin dress
enters the tiled scene

with a similar relief plan
in the urinal next to me

I cannot contain my curiosity
so I sneak a quick peek
at the serpent mighty
rising from his thicket

Of course he catches my eyes
sizing up his privates

in a blatant violation

of urinal decorum

In my red faced embarrassment
I mutter softly

“I’m not that kind of guy”

He hikes up his lace panties
and gruffly advises me

and my homophobia

“Neither am I”