Went to the men's room
for a quick pee
When quite unexpectedly
a she dude in a sequin dress
had the same action plan
in the urinal next to me
Could not contain my curiosity
I just had to sneak a quick peek
at the serpent mighty
rising from his thicket
Of course he caught my eyes
sizing up his privates
In my embarrassment
I muttered softly
“I’m not that kind of guy”
He hiked up his lace panties
and advised me and my homophobia
“Neither am I”
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