Access Uplift

Sunday morning 

salvation searching
in the 21st century

Cast your net
into the churning sea
of cyber spirituality  

Click on

the unsecured sacred link
to download
Digital Jesus

For just 99 cents a minute
your sin saturated soul
will be delivered
to the heavenly site
of all access connection
as our pious staff
of angel professionals
will direct express

desperate you through
to link with 

the one and only

AI Messiah

BUT WAIT !!!

Offer us up
an additional nominal fee
when we pass 
your account collection plate
and you can access
the Virgin Mary too

Say Hallelujah !!