Morning power up
as we enter our devices
to access our world
when much to mass chagrin
the country is devastated
by no connection
The mother of all hacks
had occurred while we slept
The magic data cloud
we could no longer access
So who stole our internet?
All the usual suspects
are contemplated
in a last ditch attempt
to make sense
of this unusual
and unprecedented circumstance
The Chinese government
Those hard core capitalists
top our suspect list
or maybe the Koreans
are still pissed
about that dictator flick?
and the Russians
can never be dismissed
That Putin dude
always the joker
in the global deck
Enemies all
rejoice
as our economy stalls
The stock market falls
as the brokers
scramble to find
ticker tape
The best techies will be called
to solution this national calamity
A geek convention in DC
to be convened
as a state of emergency
is declared
The worst side effect without a doubt
now that we have to do without
is that we now
may have to actually
talk to each other!!
No more tech time buffer
to edit what we say
We are live and real time
personally connected
Oh my oh my!!!
How will we survive
living so 20th century???
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