Monday, October 14, 2013

American Twilight



American Twilight


Here in America
land of the free


we do so love

our assault guns
our hard core porn
and hyper sports

Here in America
land of liberty 

we love to pray

preferably
Christianity

Here in America
land of diversity

cultural melting pot

preferably
white males

Here in America
land of democracy

we talk loud
act proud


cowboy nation

world policeman

we will make
our traditions
your traditions

cause we know
what you need 

Here in America
land of yesterday

tired superpower

who has seen
better days

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Ball Games



Ball Games


Back seat
fairy tale

steamed windows
swapping spit


Little Miss Muffin 

making out hard
with


Little Boy Blue


who has his 
hands full
under her bra

now he 
slides down

rounding third

petticoats 

on the ground

closing in!

scoring time!!

she holds up


stop sign???!!



On this starry

night

somewhere
couples cuddle

children play
and shout

but there is
no joy in
Studville

Little Boy
Blue Balls

STRUCK OUT!!

Best Laid Plans



Best Laid Plans


Tonight
under the neon
moon light

I be paired up
with
flirt girl
of the night

I am so
on my game

one liners flying

observations profound

we be
calibrating
perfectly

SHE IS SO INTO ME !!

she smiles
coyly

eye contact
engaged

she tosses me
silent seductions


I buy her yet

another drink


her buzz only
enhances my chances

DAMN!
I gotta pee


men's room primp
check hair
breath mint
condom in wallet

launch pad ready!

I navigate back 


she's not there!

empty chair

maybe she had 
to go too

maybe she's 
doing the mirror
check

but alas

she is forever gone

snuck out on me
and my fantasy

welcome to 

Hell

in single man's
solitary

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Zoo Crew



 Zoo Crew


Deep in the
jungle green

a land 
lost in time

we hunt 

the elusive
beast

a dangerous
but
profitable
safari

traps set

carefully

waiting game

the prey takes 
the bait

our expedition
celebrates

transport
the enraged

animal
in a cage

sell it
to the 
highest 
bidder

sign on new
zoo exhibit

says
 
do not feed
man on display


here at the
Intergalactic Zoo




Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Shut Up And Deal !




Shut Up And Deal !     

The dealer laid out my cards  
Which I played as best I could         

The experts on the side analyzed
And whispered my moves were no good

Matters not in the grand scheme                       
What the back seat crowd has to say    

We control our own course
Let the chips fall where they may 

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Conjugal Flight



Conjugal Flight


Relationship cliche

Absence 
makes the heart
grow fonder

maybe so

but
did you know

that abstinence
makes 
the spouse
wander?

so

don't be shocked

or dismayed
when they stray

if chastity 
is your
controlling way

better unlock
your sex drive

and

GET

IN THE MOOD !!! 

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Temperance Mine



Temperance Mine


Pub crawl
buzz safari

nightly libations
liquid salvation 

took a mystery shot 
fire in the hole!

down my pipe
rocket fuel goes

burning sensation

down to my toes

buzz immediate

numbness complete

all a blur

got home
somehow

woke up


spinning
existence
  
hung over


penance
exacted

no memories


or tawdry stories
to dispel   

probably

just as
well

I vow 

never again
to lose control

stop playing 
the drunken
fool






Friday, October 4, 2013

Grinding Gears



Grinding Gears  

The little cog spinning round
Makes the big wheel turn

Never gets attention
Until it breaks down

Never receives love
Until it is gone

Why the little cog even bothers   
Is a complete mystery

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Adult Grid




Adult Grid


Inner child
locked away

playing games
deemed silly
by grown up
society


suppression


act seriously


mature and 

all that

kid games


put them 

away

not to be
brought 
out again

take this
drudgery
seriously

please confine
the levity
to memory

welcome to
misery

 
adult style

Monday, September 30, 2013

Stare Down




Stare Down

I've been shushed 
by better

been chastised
by wiser

been blasted

by stronger

but 


that gaze


you just 
threw
my way


devastates


looks can kill
looks can maim

my life
will never
be the same 





Sunday, September 29, 2013

End Game



End Game

Off in the
rapidly
diminishing
distance

the end 

of us all
is coming


relentlessly

advancing
on our 
once great
Empire

we tried to 
stop it

tried to 
delay it

destiny and fate
those bitch hounds

coming to
wreck the party

soon to be memory

brought down

by our own
arrogant
stupidity

Stick Dancing



Stick Dancing

Lonely
stick man

fancies


frustrated
stick girl


buys her
a drink


she concurs
for
she's lonely too


the evening
goes to 
her head


loosens
up
her

inhibitions

desires
released
in the back seat

she does
down on
his wood


up goes

stick man's
joystick

too much

pressure

he snaps in 
two


boo hoo
hoo


stick girl
still
frustrated

Hot Front



Hot Front


Storm clouds
roll in

take cover!

force of nature
blowing hard
over me


this was unexpected

not prepared
for her force 

I resist
she persists


I concede


She proceeds
to ravage
me


now my body
belongs
to her 
totally

next time
I will ride
and not
resist
her whirlwind




Saturday, September 28, 2013

Telescopic Droppings




Telescopic Droppings


I'm reading 
the obituaries
short story
tragedies

death check


old peoples hobby
morbid curiosity 

sadly saw

a past pal 
of yesterday
passed away


we'd lost touch
in the drifts of time


use to be close
this dead man 
and I

no big blow up
or juicy
confrontation

we just
disconnected

the deceased
past pal 

memory

of course


be me

Thursday, September 26, 2013

Iron Fisted




Iron Fisted 


Rules

we got em

we need em
we enforce em

structure parameters


boundaries to contain


control the sheep

 
We CRUSH those

who stray

who dare
not to 
obey


We reject 
and deny
your timid
protestations


GET IN LINE!

GET IN LINE!!
GET IN LINE!!!

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Let There Be Light




Let There Be Light 


Sunday mourning

church bells 
ring hollow

calling the
congregation
to bear witness
to the latest
stained glass disgrace

the dogma sinner
is brought in

head bowed

to be excommunicated
by the c
orrupt
bishop
clad in a 
pointy white hat


gold crucifix

on his neck

lace black
thong panties
beneath
his robe
of hypocrisy


Mother Church
look within

pray for all sinners

starting with your own

fiat lux !!