Test Pattern

 

The trick
to aceing this test 
of an existence
is the realization
there are no wrong answers
cause this poorly crafted exam

is so damn flawed

Just like muddled us
mired down

with too many open ended questions
and multiple variations
of correctness
that can only be

graded properly
on a steep curve

In the end

after we put

our number two pencils down 

it's probably best

we score the whole judgmental event

as Pass/Fail

to avoid unnecessary

messy confrontations