The King on his frozen throne
reads the latest dire weather charts
Tries to make sense of it all
What the Hell happened here?
No one foresaw this extreme climate change
The dawn of an impossible Ice Age
in the capital city of Pandemonium
There is panic in snowy streets
A grand conclave of experts is convened
to see if this icy calamity can be reversed
The demons are having a devil of a time
dealing with a Hell that has frozen over
The crack task force decrees
extreme blow torch methodology
An army of fire breathing dragons is dispatched
The chilly invader is no match
This solution creates a massive melt down scene
and a raging flood unforeseen
Extinguishing the famed flames of Hell permanently
Somewhere in the thick steam cloud
Satan sobs at the smoldering shroud
dropping to his now soggy knees
for his best laid plans misapplied
where the cure was worse than the disease
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