Saturday, February 15, 2020

The Connection Game


On the top tip 
of the hook up pyramid
sits my fantasy girl

Reigning over her domain
the queen of the scene
sips her inhibition loosening potion  

From down below
I formulate my best action plan
to connect with this feminine dream

I move in
with suave intentions
but
her polite smile
and sultry eyes
throws me off my game

My best laid presentation
is reduced to 
clumsy advances
saturated with cheap
cliched pick up lines

To save us both
further embarrassment
I quickly execute 
a shameful retreat

Seeking solace
in Losers Corner

I regroup
with my merciless
gelded friends
who mock my
voyage to the stars

Such are the perils
of manned relationship flight
as I now set my sights
on that crimson haired beauty
from another galaxy 
who looks a little lonely tonight...



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